SONG!: The Angle Dance from Square One TV

I know all the angles
And dancing’s the latest fad
Make two lines meet
And a throbbing beat
The results will drive you mad

If you learn all the angles,
You can dance to my angle song
To start put your knees 45 degrees
Everybody crawl along

Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Find the point where two lines merge
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Come let’s make our paths converge

Once you know all the angles,
A two person square’s a breeze
It’s quite cut and dry
Stretch one arm to the side
Raise the other 90 degrees

Next hang a friend from the ceiling
If he loves you I know he won’t care
Clasp his hands real tight
Get those angles right
Yeah, you’ve done it, you’ve made a square

Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Help me measure these angles please
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
We’re all doin’ it by degrees

Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Make a circular turn on your toe
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
In degrees spin three-six-zero

If you try, you can make any angle
If you don’t, there’s no excuse
This little beaut is called acute
And this wide one is obtuse

Now I’ve taught you the angles
You’re angle dancing hip
And if you’re inclined
You can go out and find
A spatial relationship

Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Come and join me hon
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Have some geometric fun!
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Let’s hope our math’s correct
Angle dance!
Angle dance!
Gee it’s great when lines connect
Angle dance!
Angle dance!